quotes of the day.

Barney  "Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do"
Marshall  "Doo-doo! [laughs]"
Barney  "[chuckles] Totally."

Ted  "Ultimately, we only see what we want to see when we're ready to see it."


Lily  "We all have to live with the mistakes we make, but how often do you get to bash the living hell out of them!?"

Marshall  "This is not that uncommon! You know, in Thailand, in China, in Costa Rica, and in many other places where monkey crime is an extremely common occurrence, their social dynamics are predicated upon stealing!"
Lily  "You got mugged by a monkey!"


Barney  "People like being lied to. They just don't like finding out they've been lied to."


Ted  "You know how everyone has that guy or girl that no matter what happens, you know will be perfect for you."
Marshall  "Lily."
Robin  "Mike Shacks."
Barney  "That girl over there."

Marshall  "I love you and I'm going to love the crap out of whatever kind of baby we have."



... from the TV Show How I Met Your Mother season 5 & 6. Always loving their absurd-but-loving kind of friendship : )